December 10, 2003
Day 20: Dear Mr. Cerutti

The threats aren't literal
They're literary
If I was less P.C.
I'd call you a fairy
I'll go with wuss
If you can't take a jab
or maybe can't resist
the bait of power to grab

These aren't threats
I'm not touchin' ya
I'm out here in Cali
Just bum-rushing ya
Of a job you shouldn't have
Maybe you can find
some different power to grab

There's jobs in prisons
You could watch over the yard
Or maybe be a mall security guard

They get to call the cops a lot
I hear that's your thing
So freshen up your resume
and give the mall a ring

Posted by Lance Brown at December 10, 2003 11:55 PM | TrackBack
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